Lone Palm Tree by Joyce King
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Songs from Lone Palm Tree:

 Alita's Lullaby
 And the Women
 Blues In My Pocket
 Dolphins Play
 Eye Contact
 Lone Palm Tree
 No Redeeming Features
 One More Day
 Stocking Island
 Til the Lion Come
 Wishing Well Blues
 Wonder Why
 You Make It Easy
Blue Island Beer Club

No Redeeming Features

Words and Music by Colin Ward

Well my girlfriend's not the best on a scale of one to ten,
She's got two or three bad habits that she's had since way back when,
Her waist is not the trimmest and her eyes can hardly see,
She's got no redeeming features, except she's in love with me

No redeeming features, we never can agree,
No redeeming features, 'cept she's in love with me

My girlfriend's not the best, she don't have what it takes,
Her bank account is small and she spends more than she makes,
She drives a Chevy pickup truck on a weekly spending spree,
She's got no redeeming features, 'cept she's in love with me

No redeeming features, we always disagree,
No redeeming features, 'cept she's in love with me

My girlfriend likes to have her way, she thinks she runs the show
She smiles and tells me what to do, and I just can't say no

Well I guess I'm not good looking and my belly's seen some beer,
My job don't pay too much, I've had it up to here,
On a scale of one to ten, I only rate a three,
I've got no redeeming features, and she's too good for me

No redeeming features, no one calls me Sir,
No redeeming features, but I'm in love with her

No redeeming features, we never can agree,
No redeeming features, 'cept she's in love with me


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 © 2011 Bruce Kula and Colin Ward